Time Gone By that I missed.
Chat
∞ 18 Jan
A tale of diy surgical adventure
Me:Where is it?
Corinne:I think it fell on the floor.
Me:What the hell? You dropped my precious mole ON THE FLOOR!?!?
Corinne:It just came off so fast I couldn’t control it!
Chat
∞ 25 Jan
a night of quotes
Corinne:What’s behind those lights? The city across the water? Do you know?
Me:Nothing.
Corinne:Really?
Me:Really. See those lights out there? Beyond that is the edge of the world.
Later on…
Corinne:Wow, these mangoes are like an orgasm in my mouth.
Me:Yeah, fruit is a lot better here. You haven’t tasted a strawberry until you’ve tasted a Scottish one!
Corinne:Repeat after me. Scotland is NOT better.
Me:Scotland is better.
Corinne; Repeat after me.
Me:Scotland is better.
Corinne:That’s not fair, I don’t go around saying that America isn’t better.
Me:Well, it’s not.
Who?