Miss. Speedy House Manager
So I have this new job as a housekeeper in this REALLY BIG mansion in Minneapolis and the main thing I’ve learned from these first 3 days is…
-That you never are Finished with your work…there will always be more to do…
-If you SEE something that needs cleaning it will always be YOU that will need to clean it…and you might as well do it right away.
-There is no such thing as a break
-Bribing Alexis (the 4 year old) will not get you to get her to stop grating the cheese all over the floor.
-The cat is out to kill you.
-Reseting the kitchen at night for the next day is the best decision.
-Chemicals are strong and can make one cough…proceed with caution
-Keep telling yourself: “I am a good cook, they will LIKE what I make”
-Flambe is a great conversation starter.
-Act happy and energetic even when you want to sleep.
-Make friends with Louie (the gardener), Jillian (the nanny) and J (the mechanic) you will see Alot of them
-Ants on sponges are never good.
-Stay Organized and On task!
-If you need to move it…It’s your right to.
-ASK QUESTIONS!
-The dryer switch only drys from right to left not left to right…so don’t read what the switch says.
-Don’t get jealous of the mansion because you get to live there too
-No matter how much you organize and clean and strub and no matter what you do…Janelle will always find something to complain about.
-Try to remain miss. Speedy from 7:15 when you wake and check the laundry till 8:30 when you fall exhausted into bed.
-There will be BUGS…and they are more afraid of you than you should be of them…so if you see one don’t be a wuss and kill it already!
-JUST REMEMBER…YOU only have 362 days of this left :D
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Hey honey,
Seems they’re working you hard there and I’m missing you horribly… I hope you’re enjoying it.
And regarding those chemicals… we have this mold and mildew cleaner here that has ammonia in it–almost passed out last time I used it! Don’t sniff too much!
Good luck, sweetheart.
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