Corinne's Blog

Seeing as how this court has been… unable to find a decent time to pass judgement upon your recent sins, it has been decided that we shall use THIS means to enact our judgement! INSTANT MESSAGING IS UNRELIABLE AND LENDS ITSELF TO THE SINS OF THE ENEMY!! THE FAITHFUL WILL BE UNWAVERING IN OUR DEFENSE OF OUR HOLY MEANS OF COMMUNIQUE!!

PREPARE FOR JUSTICE, SINNER!!

BAAAAAGGGHH!!

2:25pmCorinne
hey

2:25pmAlex
Hiya.

I feel that more conversations need to be started by one party greeting the other with loud, obnoxious yelling. What do you think?

2:27pmCorinne
lol WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

2:27pmAlex
Not much, not much.

I merely continue to monitor Facebook for horrible sins against our language.

*meanful glare*

2:29pmCorinne
lol

want to hangout tonight??

2:29pmAlex
I can’t, sorry. Work.

2:29pmCorinne
k

2:29pmAlex
Your JUDGEMENT will have to be put off for a little while.

2:30pmCorinne
okay…

2:31pmAlex
You haven’t forgotten, have you? YOU MUST ATONE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE yeah, you remember, blah blah blah, torture-in-the-name-of-something-grammar.

Speaking of which…

If I remember correctly, YOU HAVE SOME NEW SINS TO BE JUDGED FOR!!!

2:32pmCorinne
no I haven’t

new sins…I’m sorry I’ve been extremely in a rush this weekend

2:33pmAlex
I’d imagine you haven’t. A guilty concience like yours will never allow peace until you have atoned properly!

And I understand your hustle, but you must always beware the mutilation of our toungue!

And for that, YOU WILL PAY!!!! *ominous lightning… perhaps*

2:34pmCorinne
lol

okay

2:35pmAlex
In fact, I have you transgression here before me.

2:36pmAlex
THE GRAMMERUNG COURT HAS CONVENED FOR THE JUDGEMENT OF CORINNE SALONE!!!

2:36pmCorinne
I wish I had copied our last conversation

You made me laugh all day for that

2:37pmAlex
Yeah, that one was pretty good. Some of my best pedantic ranting in ages right there.

2:37pmCorinne
yeah…but I didn’t copy it anywhere :(

2:38pmAlex
Aww… don’t worry. We’ll get plenty more right here! Maybe.

2:38pmCorinne
How can I view chat history on here?

2:38pmAlex
I have NO idea. It kinda self deletes after you close it out.

Yeah, near as I can tell there’s no way to recover it.

2:39pmCorinne
okay

I need to type up a study guide

but facebook keeps distracting me

2:40pmAlex
In any case, I’m glad you find the prosepect of your own suffering so amusing, Ms. Salone, as the court may very well have to enact NEW measures against you!

That’s it’s job, isn’t it?

2:40pmCorinne
yes

which sucks monkey balls!

2:41pmAlex
Eww…

Well, better than sucking monkey ass I ‘pose.

2:41pmCorinne
yep

2:42pmAlex
And now… STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT THIS COURT!!!

IN ADDITION TO YOUR PREVIOUS SINS, WHICH HAVE ENACTED A PUNISHMENT OF NO LESS THAN 15 MINUTES OF TICKLE-TORTURE UPON YOU, IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION OF THIS COURT…

THAT YOU HAVE RECENTLY ENGAGED IN NEW DEBASED SINS AGAINST OUR HOLY LANGUAGE!!!

2:43pmCorinne
sorry

I apologize

I really need to get off facebook Alex though…

2:44pmAlex
Oh, well then.

Sorry.

2:44pmCorinne
not to be rude but I have a study guide to do for a test tomorrow

np

ttyl

2:44pmAlex
Yeah, I understand.

kbai

2:44pmCorinne
we n discuss my sentence later

2:44pmAlex
YOURPAINSHALLBELEGENDARY!!!!

Okay.

2:45pmCorinne
lol

2:45pmAlex
Right, now git to studying!

Or I’ll give ya a thump!

Not really. Hard to do over the internet.

NOW GIT!!