Corinne's Blog

I’m Erasing my facebook profile’s favorite quotes and reposting them here.

I plan to replace them with something cleverly said by Neil Gaiman or something because the quote of yesterday aren’t my favorite quotes of today.

Alex Jeffery: I think you are a very charitable person… -and when you die I will cremate you and sprinkle you on corn that I will try to feed to the world’s leaders furthermore leaving the corn inedible.
-And when the corn is not eaten I will donate it to the Wonder bread corporation and tell them that I’d like to use the ashes soiled corn as flour to be made into bread that is meant to be sent to third world countries to feed hungry people. Since the people at the Wonder Bread company spend absolutely no time checking how healthy or cannibal their ingredients might be they will create this bread.
-When the people in the third world countries die of poisoning because your burnt corpse was not meant to be ingested and they die I will proudly announce that you have single offhandedly solved the problems of world hunger and have given your ‘whole’ self for charity…because Corinne, you ARE a very charitable person.

Craig: I know a lot about the United States!
Corinne: How?
Craig: I play a lot of Video games

Michael Von Gross:(After I asked if we could speed up a church song during rehearsal) Michael said: “Corinne, is this what you want? Or is it what God wants?”

Corinne when I get you to cry I’m going to lick your face.
-Matt Hill

—Steven: as much as i want to believe, i have some issues with the conventional alien
>…Corinne: conventional why? how?
—Steven: i’m a too smart for my own good person
i’ve been to NASA twice, going back early august
>…Corinne: Lol, I’m very religious we all have to believe in something, I decide to believe in someone
—Steven: i believe in aunt Jemima cuz u can never go wrong with pancakes
>…Corinne:lol

Alex
You know what they say… “When you’re hungry, shoot the least sexy person there.”

Craig McCreath: Parting with you is like eating toast without butter. Dry.

Alex Jeffrey’s Definition of Eye Masterbation: You’d be surprised. Get that optic nerve pulsing with the right rhythm and suddenly your retina gets all hot and bothered. Cornea usually says it’s got a headache or some bullshit, so the retina’s gotta resort to some… alternatives.

Corinne’s vengeance: She doesn’t kill you, just guilt trips you into being her bitch. XD …Alex Jeffrey..

Craig McCreath: Don’t ever say you want to talk on an email, without knowing your tone I may think that you want to ‘talk’ :P

Kevin H: What good thing Doesn’t end in Pie
Steve S: Cow Pie

Corinne:Why do guys look at Playboy and stuff like that, I don’t understand all they show is boobs and butts.
Matt H: Why do you ask such stupid questions, We aren’t given that opportunity everyday.
Kevin: Well I don’t know about you but I watch a lot of Porn
Fergie: Well if she wants to see boobs she can just take her shirt off..not all of us have that luxury…well Kevin does.
Kevin: Fuck You! Now you’re going to be called Fergie and you’re going to like it~!

Have you seen Hip Hop videos…they wear big clothes and ride little bikes…. they look like circus bears. S.S

Monday-Friday: 7:15-9:15am AND 3:15-5:45pm at MPLS Kids

Monday -Sunday: Have Collin and Caylie

Starting Sept 14th: 4:30-9:00pm Nurses Aide Classes.

Sunday Mornings: Church

Sunday Nights: Life Group

Tues, Thurs at 7:00pm & Sundays at 3:30pm : Personal Training with Von Gillette.

Where is my schedule going?….Down the pooper.

What is am I going to do? I’m way overbooked and stretched way too thin.

I’m moving yet again and to my family they’d think..its about time!

I’m moving in with my friend Jimmy to help him watch Collin and Caylie since Sheena and he had a total falling out and she moved out.

He’s been dragging them to work with him on the bus and I can’t imagine those poor little children sitting there all day because I love them dearly.
I’m probably going to be there for a good year…at least that’s what I’m hoping for and I get my own room!

I’m working only as a tempt at Mpls Kids this fall and I am hoping to become Collin’s PCA worker and get paid by the state for watching the children.

It will be a great set up for me because I’m only going to school at night this next semester.

My responsibilities will be to look after Collin and Caylie which is easy because I feel like I’ve been around for their whole lives anyway.

I’m going to have them all day getting Collin ready for school and on the bus.

Caylie will be a blast to work with and it will be fun to get to know her better…she’s still at the age where she forgets who I am at first.

Collin is five now and Caylie is two…I’m really happy to be moving in to help them.

Plus Jimmy and I have been friends for years now so it will be nice to get to hangout with him more.